Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Sorry i only sleep with dead bodies..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
via: Pointless Inventions
“the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink..”
“i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares.”
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