Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“Are you on your period, because there's a blood stain on your pants.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“Your ****..”
via: Pointless Inventions
“The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live...”
“When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing.”
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