Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“ZUNE.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off..”
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