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Perodua Kelisa 1.0 GXi

"This is without doubt the worst car, not just in its category but in the world. It has a top speed of 88mph but takes so long to reach it that no one has ever lived long enough to verify the claim, the inside is tackier than Anthea Turner’s wedding and you don’t want to think what would happen if it bumped into a lamppost.

"Also its name sounds like a disease."

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  • 88 mph! That's just fast enough. Turn on the flux capacitor!
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  • .. I hate captchas -.-
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  • 88 mph! That's just fast enough. Turn on the flux capacitor!
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  • 88 mph! That's just fast enough. Turn on the flux capacitor!
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  • For everyone that doesn't now what he's talking about, it is how fast you need to drive to travel through time with the De Lorean in the movies "Back To The Future".
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